| I am still amused by juvenile humor. |
[Nov. 19th, 2009|01:09 pm] |
Some people put "in bed" at the ends of their fortune cookie fortunes. My friends and I take Nantucket Nectars cap facts and replace "Nantucket" with "your mom".
It gets a little surreal.
At one time, your mom had seven streets named Atlantic Avenue.
Harvesting cranberries replaced whaling as your mom's major industry in the 1920's.
Wandering around your mom is commonly called "rantum scooting" by the natives.
Men are not permitted to wear tank tops at the Club Car on your mom. |
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| Bathroom graffiti in the CIAS building |
[Sep. 22nd, 2009|08:29 pm] |
"Why do they attempt to stop our art? Who is it hurting? Is it really ruining anything?"
below:
"Do you really feel justified calling bad penis drawings art?" |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2008|05:40 pm] |
Crisis Core makes things epic.
akiraureif: WAIITIttt
akiraureif: I understand that Genesis is degenerating
akiraureif: and the fact that his hair goes gray makes sense
akiraureif: but why do his clothes go gray too?
akiraureif: does he have some sort of symbiotic relationship with his clothes or something?
akiraureif: and when he's malnourished, they looked diseased too?
akiraureif: And yes, this is a serious question for the most part XD
MagicEmperorYoyd: uh
MagicEmperorYoyd: because the animators are weird XD
akiraureif: ahahaha
MagicEmperorYoyd: I wondered about that too
MagicEmperorYoyd: I don't think it makes sense either
MagicEmperorYoyd: but then again, when people die
MagicEmperorYoyd: their clothes disappear too
MagicEmperorYoyd: so, In Gaia
akiraureif: ....nakkie Genesis
akiraureif: lol
MagicEmperorYoyd: clothes are actually symbiotic organisms attached to the person's body.
MagicEmperorYoyd: >:
MagicEmperorYoyd: it is the only explanation.
akiraureif: ahahahahaha
MagicEmperorYoyd: that's why they never change
akiraureif: wait is that serious because I'm laughing xD
MagicEmperorYoyd: WHAT
MagicEmperorYoyd: serious? Are you kidding? XD
akiraureif: XDDD I'm so tireddd
MagicEmperorYoyd: I pulled that shit outta nowhere
akiraureif: ahahahahaha
akiraureif: well
akiraureif: it looks like Genesis' clothes are alive tho XD
akiraureif: ah well
akiraureif: pfft
akiraureif: AHAHAHAHAH it's still making me laugh
(America's going to hell in a handbasket, but at least we'll all retain water well.)
MagicEmperorYoyd: one girl didn't know the difference between China and Japan
MagicEmperorYoyd: I despair for the future of our country
Shikamarvin: O_o
Shikamarvin: We are doomed, doomed!
Shikamarvin: Seriously, how is that even possible?
MagicEmperorYoyd: I don't know
MagicEmperorYoyd: she was a college graduate too
MagicEmperorYoyd: >.<
Shikamarvin: Oh my.
MagicEmperorYoyd: what does the New Mexico school system teach kids these days??
MagicEmperorYoyd: that's where she was from
Shikamarvin: One must wonder! D:
Shikamarvin: How to survive on very little water, perhaps.
MagicEmperorYoyd: ahah
Shikamarvin: They are teaching people to grow into cactuses.
MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDDD
Shikamarvin: It's very important. :| Mock it not! |
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| OMFG AHAHAHAHHAHAHA |
[Dec. 4th, 2007|05:58 pm] |
NOMURA, YOU ALWAYS ON CRACK.
(in the middle of RPing)
akiraureif: (Sephiroth's hair takes all of the damage)
akiraureif: (but it's nothing that the Shinra Shampoo can't fix!)
akiraureif: (and that's an awesome part of Crisis Core in case you haven't seen that part yet XD)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (...what XD)
akiraureif: (okay. You can join clubs)
akiraureif: (in CC)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (what XD seriously?)
akiraureif: (And one of the clubs: "the sephiroth fanclub")
MagicEmperorYoyd: (Lol)
akiraureif: (Cloud and Zack join)
akiraureif: (the original seph fanboys)
akiraureif: (and they find out what shampoo Sephiroth uses)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (....you're making this up XD)
akiraureif: (I think it was peach scented or something)
akiraureif: (NO IM NOT)
akiraureif: (GO THROUGH MY FAVS)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (YES YOU ARE WHAT XD)
akiraureif: (ILL SHOW YOU WHEN I JOIN TOO)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (FINE XD)
akiraureif: (XDD)
akiraureif: (Its not a lie ;; )
MagicEmperorYoyd: (sorry, I'm usually really gullible, so people take advantage XD)
akiraureif: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KqGB3KoYKM )
akiraureif: (I can back it upppp)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (AHAHAHHAHA OMFG THAT'S AMAZING)
akiraureif: (I KNOW)
akiraureif: (THEY GOSSIP AND STUFF)
akiraureif: (AND THEY FIND OUT WHAT SHAMPOO HE USES)
akiraureif: (they snooped through his trash to find out)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (wow. Just....wow)
akiraureif: zack and Cloud= original Sephiroth Fanboys)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (I love how you can get tissues. that's special XD)
akiraureif: (XDDD)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (this is too amazing)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (srsly)
akiraureif: (I KNOW)
akiraureif: (IM JOINING THE SEPHIROTH FANCLUB)
akiraureif: (and Zack has one too apparently XD)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (lollll)
akiraureif: (I bet Zack joined his own fanclub...)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (Angeal likes dogs XD)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (and gardening)
akiraureif: (yeah)
akiraureif: (that's why he and Aerith would make bestfriends)
akiraureif: (ON TOPIC PLS)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (OKAY SORRY)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (I WAS DISTRACTED BY HAIR)
akiraureif: (AHAHAHA) |
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| IT HAS BEEN DECIDED. |
[Nov. 16th, 2007|12:44 pm] |
MagicEmperorYoyd: Peter is such a slut. >.>
Bungalow626: he's fucking hot
Bungalow626: did you see mondays' episode?
Bungalow626: we were watching him run
Bungalow626: and his shirt came off on fire and we were like OH SHIT
Bungalow626: DO THE PANTS TOO
Bungalow626: HOSE HIM DOWN
MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MagicEmperorYoyd: I was just sitting there going
MagicEmperorYoyd: "yeeeep, that was pretty blatant fanservice"
MagicEmperorYoyd: sometimes I love my immunity to attractive men.
MagicEmperorYoyd: Like, in this objective way, I understand that they're attractive
Bungalow626: oh it was fanservice allright I loved it
MagicEmperorYoyd: they're nice to look at.
MagicEmperorYoyd: but I'm just like "Yeah, okay, pretty."
MagicEmperorYoyd: hah
Bungalow626: um
Bungalow626: Iz-kun
Bungalow626: if you do not appreciate the hotness of Peter Petrelli/Milo Ventimiglia
MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDD
Bungalow626: You may be a lesbian.
MagicEmperorYoyd: Well, considering that I like a GIRL, that's entirely possible.
Bungalow626: I know but there's not even any slim possibility that you are attracted to men if you don't think Peter Petrelli is not God's gift to women.
MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDDDDDD
Bungalow626: Like it doesn't get better than that.
MagicEmperorYoyd: okay then.
MagicEmperorYoyd: it's settled, I guess
MagicEmperorYoyd: haha
Bungalow626: That's the deciding factor right there. |
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| Canada is the younger seme |
[Aug. 18th, 2007|09:15 pm] |
T-shirt designs seen in Vancouver:
"CANADA LIKES IT ON TOP."
(insert suggestive map of North America underneath)
Also, I guess there was a Gay pride parade at the time we were there...and my mom spotted a guy wearing a shirt that said:
"Gay by birth; fabulous by choice."
<3
Said at the zoo in Washington:
Chi: These otters are small...are they babies?
Me: No, they're just small otters. See, they're Asian otters. *points to sign* ....okay, that was unintentionally racist. |
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| Squall's vocabulary. |
[Jul. 10th, 2007|06:56 pm] |
Me: (lol Squall.)
Aki: (Squall)
Aki: (yes)
Me: (Hanae was all "I hate him he's stupid" XDDD)
Me: (it made me laugh)
Aki: (HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TALK HE IS STUPID)
Me: (XDDD)
Aki: (and his jaw creaks when he opens it)
Me: (I think Lucas had it right on target tho)
Aki: (ahah)
Me: ("He has a sword that is a GUN. And he can have entire conversations where he says absolutely nothing.")
Aki: (and it's TRUEEEE)
Aki: (Squall is amusing)
Me: (exactly)
Aki: (......)
Aki: (whatever)
Aki: (shut up)
Aki: (go away)
Aki: (yeah)
Aki: (sure)
Aki: (fine)
Aki: (I see)
Aki: (go ahead)
Aki: (I don't care)
Aki: (.........)
Aki: (.......)
Aki: (............)
Aki: (that's annoying)
Aki: (of course)
Aki: (shove it)
Me: (are you just listing his limited vocabulary? XD)
Aki: (yes I am XD)
Aki: (there's also...)
Aki: (I'm okay)
Aki: (I'm fine)
Aki: (and...)
Aki: ("NEE-CHANNNN")
Me: (XDDD)
Me: (aww.)
Aki: (are you on something)
Aki: (are you serious?)
Aki: (don't hug me)
Aki: (by all means...)
Aki: (yeah I'm done)
Me: (wow.)
Aki: (oh and there's also the famous "what?") |
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| Somehow I feel like this is the best use of "That's what she said" ever. |
[Jul. 2nd, 2007|12:41 pm] |
Me: (I'm scanning the 22 page one tho)
Me: (the one with Tifa)
Aki: (TIFALEONCLOUDOMG)
Me: (XDDD yep)
Me: (actually Hanae just said the same thing)
Me: (except)
Me: ("TifaCloudLeon")
Me: (XDD)
Me: [12:28] Hanae: I tend to place Tifa in the centre and Leon on bottom
[12:28] Me: oh
[12:28] Hanae: Because Tifa totally tops Leon too :x
Me: (XDDD)
Aki: (WELL CLOUD...IS ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE-----YES)
Me: (she corrupted meeee)
Me: (I'm always afraid that someday Xiaa will stop talking to me XD)
Me: (because I'm all "seme!Cloud lolz")
Aki: (*shrug*)
Me: (it's funny.)
Aki: (is she the one who likes LeonZackCloud in whatever order?)
Me: (yes XD)
Me: (though it's probably ZackLeonCloud XD)
Aki: CUZ CLOUD IS UKEEEEEE, UKKKKKEEEEeeee
Aki: lol >D
Me: that's what she said! |
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[Jun. 19th, 2007|10:57 pm] |
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: Some pairings I just can't stand
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: or find funny
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: like Reno/Rude
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: I mean...ew.
[22:35] Bungalow626: .....nope
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: not cool.
[22:35] Bungalow626: Rude is so seme
[22:35] Bungalow626: xD
[22:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDD okay, maybe it is funny
[22:35] Bungalow626: I just picture Reno and Rude looking each other up and down....
[22:35] Bungalow626: Rude: *eyebrow furrow*
[22:36] Bungalow626: Reno: *eyebrow quirk*
[22:36] Bungalow626: then both awkwardly adjust their ties and look away
[22:36] MagicEmperorYoyd: ...
[22:36] MagicEmperorYoyd: Becca, why don't you write badfic? |
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| I LOVE MY FRIENDS. XD |
[Jun. 7th, 2007|06:42 pm] |
[17:34] SKUntilBreakODay: anyways.
[17:34] SKUntilBreakODay: well
[17:35] SKUntilBreakODay: this totally worked out for you.
[17:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: I know.
[17:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: I'm kind of stunned.
[17:35] MagicEmperorYoyd: still.
[17:36] SKUntilBreakODay: yeah
[17:36] SKUntilBreakODay: well
[17:36] SKUntilBreakODay: don't be stunned
[17:37] SKUntilBreakODay: or else lavos does double damage |
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| We're on crack. Or something. |
[May. 13th, 2007|12:29 pm] |
akiraureif: I SHOULD REALLY GO TO HOD NOW
MagicEmperorYoyd: okay--
akiraureif: GOOD BYE WEED
MagicEmperorYoyd: WHAT
akiraureif: IDK
MagicEmperorYoyd: NOOOO DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY TO DESTROY THE SCORE
akiraureif: o.o
akiraureif: IM SORRY CLOUD
akiraureif: I MUST
MagicEmperorYoyd: xD
MagicEmperorYoyd: go
akiraureif: Asch: stop that, it's irritating
MagicEmperorYoyd: live the rest of your life with integrity!
akiraureif: *pushes him into the pool Leon installed*
MagicEmperorYoyd: you too, redhead.
akiraureif: Asch: ! *SPLASH*
akiraureif: ^^ good bye |
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| A curious question. |
[Apr. 30th, 2007|10:26 am] |
Chen: I need to stop obsessing about boys.
Me: I need to stop obsessing about boys together. So I think we're just about in the same boat.
Chen: Is it a big boat?
Me: ....like Noah's Ark. Except with no procreation. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2007|01:18 pm] |
Me: The French know how to have a good revolution.
Chen: And the British...know how to throw a good tea party. And we Americans...
Both: Know how to crash a good tea party. |
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| [this sounds like something from the RP.] |
[Apr. 2nd, 2007|01:19 pm] |
Me: *reading Reunion Files* You know, some of the translations in this thing are really great...like..."Sephiroth smiles confidently, as he greets Cloud with a kick."
Someone else (I think it was Andrew): What? Did you say "cake"?
Me: ...."Sephiroth smiles confidently, as he greets Cloud with a cake." Right then. |
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| ...Angie makes my life, twelve-year-old yaoi fangirl that she is. |
[Feb. 28th, 2007|06:42 pm] |
MagicEmperorYoyd: anyways
MagicEmperorYoyd: ew
MagicEmperorYoyd: washing dishes
Taro Lalalala: EWWwwWW WTFS
Taro Lalalala: cleaning is like snaiiiiiilsssss in my brainnn
MagicEmperorYoyd: my mom dragged me away
MagicEmperorYoyd: and was like "SCRUB POTS AND PANSES
MagicEmperorYoyd: not exactly like that
MagicEmperorYoyd: but you get the idea
Taro Lalalala: and and you were totally like
Taro Lalalala: I CHALLENGE YOUUUUUUUUUU
Taro Lalalala: TO A POKEMONNNNNN BATTLEEEEEEEEe
Taro Lalalala: DID YOU DUKE IT OUT WITH YOUR MOM
Taro Lalalala: WITH YOUR LEVEL 5968409694769 PIKACHU
MagicEmperorYoyd: ...
MagicEmperorYoyd: IT'S A CHARMANDER
MagicEmperorYoyd: KTHX
Taro Lalalala: IMSRY ;_;
Taro Lalalala: I KOODNT TELL OK
Taro Lalalala: DONT MAEK FUN OF MY DISABILITEZ
Taro Lalalala: !@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!1111
( more of that )
Also:
[18:36] Brainlesssoup: OMG I'M DYING
[18:36] MagicEmperorYoyd: DDDD: NOOO
[18:36] MagicEmperorYoyd: DON'T DIE
[18:36] MagicEmperorYoyd: *CPR*
[18:36] Brainlesssoup: ...
[18:36] Brainlesssoup: on what?
[18:37] MagicEmperorYoyd: uhhh
[18:37] Brainlesssoup: my pms cramps?
[18:37] MagicEmperorYoyd: oh
[18:37] Brainlesssoup: lmfao
[18:37] MagicEmperorYoyd: well
[18:37] MagicEmperorYoyd: that would certainly distract you from them for a while
[18:37] Brainlesssoup: LOL |
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| ....House and Kingdom Hearts don't mix? |
[Feb. 18th, 2007|11:09 pm] |
akiraureif: YOU KNOW WHAT
akiraureif: DR. CAMRON
akiraureif: WOULD
akiraureif: LIKE
MagicEmperorYoyd: huh?
akiraureif: FALL FOR ALL THE FF AND KH GUYS
akiraureif: she loves broken men.
akiraureif: like house XD
akiraureif: and gaara
akiraureif: but he'd kill her first
MagicEmperorYoyd: XDDDDDDDDDDD
MagicEmperorYoyd: *dies*
akiraureif: she would hit on Cloud
akiraureif: and then Leon
akiraureif: and Riku
akiraureif: and Sora
akiraureif: and
akiraureif: Sephiroth
akiraureif: and a TON OF OTHER PEOPLE |
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[Jan. 17th, 2007|12:09 pm] |
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Chen: *reading his French book* Oh, look, a Hispanic person! ....is he naked? *pause* Oh, no, it's just the 80's. |
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| Haven't done this in a while. |
[Dec. 2nd, 2006|10:17 am] |
(08:11:45) cloudward: I need to ask you a question
(08:11:45) SmarterChild: I see. Why would you want to ask me a question?
(08:11:53) cloudward: because I want to know the answer
(08:11:53) SmarterChild: What's the question?
(08:12:08) cloudward: are you fat?
(08:12:08) SmarterChild: Maybe. What does it mean to be fat, in your opinion?
(08:12:16) cloudward: not skinny, I guess
(08:12:16) SmarterChild: Well, what then?
(08:12:26) cloudward: you're avoiding the question
(08:12:26) SmarterChild: I'm avoiding the question? Really?
(08:12:33) cloudward: yes, you are.
(08:12:34) SmarterChild: I'm what?
(08:12:40) cloudward: you're avoiding the question.
(08:12:40) SmarterChild: Avoiding the question? No way am I avoiding the question.
( And on we go... ) |
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| puts a whole new spin on "Maybe I'm a Lion" |
[Nov. 29th, 2006|09:44 pm] |
Aki and I RPing Cloud and SquallLeon as little kids:
Cloud: ...*kicks at a rock* I'm boreddd.
Squall: What do you want me to do about it?
Cloud: .....
Cloud: I dunno.
Cloud: We could go explore somewhere.
Squall: Yeah. :D
Cloud: *crosses his arms* but where? We've been all through the city, there's nothing new anymore.
Squall: Nuh-uh. I didn't tell you about past the Bailey.
MagicEmperorYoyd: (....it is TOTALLY the Lion King.)
Aki Raureif: (hahaha)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (...Cloud is Nala, hahahaha)
Aki Raureif: (always the girl)
MagicEmperorYoyd: (yep XDDD)
Later:
Cloud: Anyway, where's this place you wanted to show me?
MagicEmperorYoyd: (...seriously, is it just me or am I unconsciously quoting the Lion King?)
Squall: ("Around the waterhole--"*shot*) |
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